are you still at the devil's house?
where am i from again
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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