Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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