Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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