My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
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