Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
this hospital has no fireball
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
