Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
