just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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