We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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