They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Do vagina's smell?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
Randomize
