i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
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