So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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