Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
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hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
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