I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
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you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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