Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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