So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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