Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
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So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
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PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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