I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
Randomize
