hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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