this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
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Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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