Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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