areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
How's work?
Spinning.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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