I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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