Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
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her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
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All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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