All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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