just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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