I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
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