The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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