what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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