Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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