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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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