I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
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After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
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Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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