I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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