Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
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