I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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