i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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