No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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