So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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