The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
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If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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