i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
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I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
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