well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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