I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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