So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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