Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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