he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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