Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
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Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
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He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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