is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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