kristin has been a bad kristin
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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