Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
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I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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