Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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