Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
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