"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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