is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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