The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
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It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize