therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
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