So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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