i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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